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Good luck to all the old & new faces in this edition of SpinTunes,
Spin.
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Round 1 Album - Round 2 Album - Round 3 Album - Round 4 Album
Round 1 Challenge: Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Songwrite - Write a song about a meme. (2 minute minimum) (they had 9 days) (Results)
Round 2 Challenge: Song Fight - Write a fight song for your favorite sports TEAM. It doesn't have to be a professional team. This should be about the team, not 1 or 2 athletes working together. (1 minute minimum) (they had 8 days) (Results)
Round 3 Challenge: Occupy SpinTunes - Write a protest song in which you try to convince your listeners about something you strongly believe. (2 minute minimum) (they had 8 days) (Results)
Round 4 Challenge: Mulligan - Write a protest song about the same topic you picked in round 3. (2 minute minimum) (they had 8 days) (Results)
(Profile order is based on who sent in their entry form first.)
Edric Haleen: Edric writes a lot of point-of-view songs. He has sung songs as an evangelical preacher, a Greek hero, a Jesuit priest, an engagement ring, a liver, a meme, and the moon. He has portrayed a despondent inventor, a frustrated songwriter, a would-be superhero (?), and Mother Culture. He’s sung both as a guy frustrated by NOT being in a relationship and by BEING in a relationship, as a romantic facing a tough choice -- and once he even (sort of) sung as himself! Care to know more? Visit his website!
Links: Website
R1: For Zoe
R2: A Father's Fight Song - ICA School Song (Shadow)
R3: On The Matter Of Bullying (Part 1)
R4: On The Matter Of Bullying (Part 2) (runner up)
Dr Lindyke: Dr Lindyke is two people. One of them talks. One of them writes. If they were magicians, they'd be Penn & Teller, only shorter and taller.
Links: Website - @dr_lindyke - YouTube
R1: Famous Last Words
R2: Cock Fight
R3: Voted Out The Square - Memory Of A Future Past (Shadow) - It's A Joke, Not A Dick (Don't Take It So Hard) (Shadow)
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Andy Glover: Hi, I’m Andy. I started playing acoustic guitar at the tender age of 13 and never really stopped. I got my start in songwriting after friends I’d made on youtube encouraged me to start writing my own songs rather than just posting covers. I’m a somewhat “spiritual” fellow, and I enjoy writing songs about the great unknown. And love songs. Those too. I hope some day to turn the touring musician life into a financially viable profession. I’m an avid concert goer and adore the Seattle folk scene.
Links: Website - @andyglover - YouTube
R1: Hey, Winnebago Man
R2: Deadline Victim
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The Chocolate Chips: Creating magical sounds with musical science since 2011.
R1: Forever Alone
R2: Voted Out Indian Cricket Team Fight Song (Win For India!)
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MC Ohm-I: Originally from Brooklyn, NY (now residing in San Diego, CA), MC Ohm-I is an up-and-coming nerdcore rapper. Some of his biggest songs include "All Mah Math Nerds" and "Nerd You Up". His music is made purely for entertainment and he's shown is capable of writing about even the silliest things.
Links: Website - @mcohmi - YouTube
R1: Down In Plankistan
R2: Let's Go Mets
R3: If You Don't Like Gay Marriage
R4: If You Were Gay (placed 3rd)
Kevin Savino-Riker: Kevin is the guitarist for the Write Bloody House Party 2 Band, formerly of the Lightbulb Mouth Radio Hour variety show and podcast in Long Beach, CA. He is also an unsigned and unknown independent musician on YouTube. Kevin has served as drummer, bassist, guitarist, and lead vocalist in a number of bands over the last 15 years, though never all at the same time. Kevin is the champion of the first Spintunes contest, and he is still uncomfortable writing about himself in the 3rd person.
Links: Website - @RITmusic2k - YouTube
R1: The Ballad Of Andrew Meyer
R2: The 12th Man
R3: Voted Out Dinosaur Sam
R4:
The Orion Sound: Sup ma bros, ya be chillin’ wi’ the king o’ sound, biatch. Who dis be, you sayin’? Boy, youre about to find out! Ma name be Oliver Parsons and I’m up 4 spanking dem hoes left, right and cen’re. I got dis sick do on ma heyd dat makes me look like pussay magnet – and it works. I get dem bitches in ma car and show ‘em ma yootoob swag. Dey don’t know what’s hit ‘em (it’s usually ma pen15) and dem gurls (and guys when I feel like it) are just begging 4 mor’. I not got school smarts, cuz dey is 4 nurds, but ma street cred is off da chartz. Gimme yo’ support or I’ll steal ya fuckin’ cat so I can say I got ya pussy! Also I play music.
Links: Website - @olirulz_747 - YouTube
R1: Hashtag (Damien's Story)
R2: Deadline Victim
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Ross Durand: Ross writes songs. He plays guitar and sings so that he can deliver his songs. He hopes his songs can make people think, laugh, and/or not feel alone in the world. Concerning Spintunes - there is a popular definition of insanity that says it is the state of doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result. Apparently Ross is insane.
Links: Website - @rossdurand - YouTube
R1: First World Blues
R2: Bigger In Texas
R3: Don't Send Them Away
R4: Someone's (winner)
"BucketHat" Bobby: Veteran of Song-Fu and Spintunes, Bobby fears he peaked too early. However, He will continue doing what he does, because, y'know, he can only get better, right?
Links: @buckethatbobby - YouTube
R1: Problems
R2: YTCWGWCT
R3: Deadline Victim Knock Off (Shadow)
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RC: I'm made of meat.
Links: Website - @RCOhio - YouTube
R1: The Philosoraptor
R2: We Will Bury You
R3: An Equal Start
R4: Get Out Of My Way (placed 4th)
Steven Wesley Guiles: It's not every year an artist writes 70+ songs so that he can release 9 songs for his first solo album. It's also not always possible when said artist is a devoted husband, father of two, and a full-time middle school teacher. If you find Sufjan Stevens and Bon Iver good company, then you will be right at home pulling up a chair and a pair of earbuds and soaking his gorgeous records. He also likes to rock and write songs about tacos and exploding weasels So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Links: Website - @sguiles - YouTube
R1: Boom Goes The Dynamite
R2: Voted Out Minecraft Fight Song (DQ)
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Atom & E.V.: DFW based retro jazzed-up folk & primitive rock. We're just trying to become as popular as our guitars.
Links: Website
R1: Voted Out Welcome Wagon
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Wait What (the Band): Wait What is a band from Long Beach, Ca. Snoop says hi.
Links: YouTube
R1: Voted Out We R Not Gay
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Links: Website - YouTube
R1: Not A Good Guy
R2: Psyche 'Em Out! (The Beers Fight Song)
R3: Voted Out The Separation Of State And Nothing
R4:
Jenny Katz: A storyteller with soul, Jenny released her first album in 2012. She currently performs with her brother and her father in the jazz trio "Katz Family Picnic."
Links: Website - YouTube
R1: Boom Goes The Dynamite
R2: Load The Cannon, Light The Fuse
R3: Voted Out Next Nice Town
R4:
The Middle Relievers: The Middle Relievers were started in early January of 2013 by the forgotten memory of hundereds of professional pitchers who never were good enough to start, close, or set-up, but were needed to mop up large leads or horrific blow-outs. These men always had a tune in their heart while hoping to some day be something other then a frequently disregarded card with bubble gum. These memories were turned into the yet-to-be discovered sound that will soon be.
Links:
R1: 2 Eyes 1 Regret
R2: Here's To Joe's
R3: Voted Out Love Builds Homes
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Vincent Black Shadow: I've loved, I've lost, I've loved again, I've been wary of losing love, love has stuck around, then it was lost, but then it came back, then it somehow was found naked in the back of a '76 Buick station wagon.
Links: @fetworks
R1: Voted Out Baby Panda Sneeze
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TurboShandy: Conjured from the mind of a disgruntled songwriter from Northern Ireland with no band in late 2011, TurboShandy is a one-man powerpop project inspired by alcohol, sugar, and girls. The music takes its cue from bands like Ramones, the Wildhearts, 90s/00s pop punk, post punk, and pretty much anything with big hooks they think cool. Their first mini-album, 'No Wonder No One Talks to Her' was released in August 2012 and a follow up is currently being written.
Links: Website - @stu_hig - YouTube
R1: Piss Lightning (My Canine Friend)
R2: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch FC
R3: Voted Out Guns
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Q: Professional Dabbler. Knows just enough to be dangerous.
Links: @Q_The_Mediocre - YouTube
R1: Voted Out Chuck Norris
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Jailhouse Payback: Guitars, drums, a bicycle, a shotgun, and the truth.
Links: Website
R1: Voted Out Gem Sweater Lady
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Army Defense: The Deans of Pop, hailing from all over Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Links: Website
R1: Miss Teen South Carolina
R2: Voted Out 72Dolphins (DQ)
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Blimp Exhaust: Lovingly handcrafted in a garage.
Links:
R1: S.A.P. (Socially Awkward Penguin)
R2: Voted Out Checkmate!
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Glen Raphael: Though born hairless and unable to fend for himself, Glen Raphael overcame these humble beginnings to develop useful skills such as spinning fire, juggling, and writing funny songs about quantum physics, bedbugs, and gorillas. He sometimes wins awards doing it. You should buy his album _Lady Liberty_. Click the Band Website link! Click it! NOW!!!
Links: Website - @glenraphael - YouTube
R1: Ask A Ninja!
R2: Voted Out Gunn High Chess Team Fight!
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The Boffo Yux Dudes: Humerus fellows. No bones about it. The Dudes reformed in 2009, creating music new music for the confused masses. Allan Morgan and Tom Giarrosso head this version of BYD with rabid optimism that they'll be remembered for more than just all those replays on Dr. Demento. We also do the Watusi.
Links: Website - @BoffoYuxDudes - YouTube
R1: Deadline Victim Life Is A Meme (So The Internet Told Me) (Shadow)
R2: Go, Trenton Wolverines! (Shadow)
R3: Eat The Whales (Shadow) - The Ballad Of The Last Of The Hackers (Shadow)
R4: Wireless Head (Shadow) - Tear It Down, Build It Up Again (Shadow) - Operating System (Shadow)
Brandon Lorrekovich: If you had to sum Brandon Lorrekovich up in one word, it would have to be: All. All of the words would be needed to describe him, because his character is frightfully complex; his mind, a labyrinth of great wisdom and ‘90s film and television references. Brandon is highly regarded for his contributions to publications such as JET and Modern Falcon. He is being tested rigorously to prove he is the 'preincarnation' of Fergie's first born son, Keith. He also attends regular glass-staining seminars.
Links: Website
R1: Hankey Plankey
R2: Deadline Victim
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Brian Gray: My name is Brian Gray. I am soooo cute, but I am not good at doing the dishes 'cause I only do the dishes. I can walk on my hands and do a forward 1/2 pike. I like to feed my wife fried duck fat when she is on a diet. In return, she writes my bios for me.
Links: Website - @BrianGrayMusic
R1: Descartes And I
R2: Fei Gong!
R3: Voted Out Walk (Live From Woodbury)
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Steve Durand: Steve Durand is a trumpet player and songwriter who likes to infuse his music with swing and jazz stylings.
Links:
R1: One Red Paperclip
R2: Put Your Mettle To The Pedals
R3: Voted Out Just War
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Foobar: Just another anonymous songfight'er.
Links:
R1: Voted Out Leeroy Jenkins
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T.C. Elliott: T.C. is a songwriter, guitarist, black belt in Songham TaeKwonDo and bald. He is a self taught guitarist and has played in local cover bands. He is currently a guitarist in the band Melancholy Trousers. T.C. has written well over 600 songs and at least one of them doesn't suck.
Links: Website - @TCElliottMusic - YouTube
R1: Voted Out One Red Paperclip
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Josh Holober-Ward: "Josh has never understood why most bios are written in third person. He thinks it's weird that the person you're reading about is clearly just the same person that's writing. And what does the way they choose to use their precious 500 character limit say about themselves? The whole thing is just a big psychological mess.
Anyway, Josh is an aspiring musician with a penchant for overthinking things. He lives in a house of bacon with his two robot cats."
Links: YouTube
R1: Internet Cats
R2: Let's Go Ravens!
R3: Deadline Victim
R4:
“Gödz Pöödlz!" Gödz Pöödlz are Rüss Rögers and Rhöd Dürre.
Links: Website - @GodzPoodlz - YouTube
R1: Miss Carolina
R2: Deadline Victim
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Dex01: Dex01 is a British, rock based, songwriter who has been writing music for almost two years, which qualifies him as a musician (it doesn’t). Inspired by Jonathan Coulton’s approach to writing and recording material, Dex decided to try and see if he could turn his hand at writing material instead of playing along and jumping up and down. The past two years have seen Dex record an EP turned demo album and acquire a professional mic which makes him some sort of big shot (it doesn’t).
Links: Website - @Dex01 - YouTube Channel
R1: I Hate A Meme
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YAY!!!! Josh is back!!! Hi, Josh!!!
ReplyDelete(And hi to the 37 others of you, too!)
:-)
Hey Edric!! That was one of the best things about checking the bios- seeing you at the top, man! It's been a while, I'm excited to hear everyone's stuff and to start again myself :)
Delete39 - Vincent Black Shadow: VBS understands the best bios tell you nothing about the artist and everything about your own life.
ReplyDelete38 - Denise Hudson: the level of bio one expects from this artist.
37 - Brian Gray: drop the last line and you may just have won this round!
36 - RC: nicely surreal, knows that having a cute animal in your profile picture will rack up points.
35 - Jailhouse Payback: truly, what's best in life.
34 - Blimp Exhaust: I can only imagine!
33 - Spencer Sokol: strong contender, will be difficult to beat.
32 - Summer: great on first read, doesn't hold up on repeated readings unfortunately.
31 - Elsewheres: everything a good bio should, strong play out the gate by the newcomer.
30 - Glen Rapheal: as Godz Poodlz well know, shameless advertisement will get you far.
29 - Q: You have me intrigued, good job!
28 - Youth Hostel: GOOD TO KNOW!
27 - Steven Wesley Guiles: going this long with a bio is always dangerous, you did well to pull it off.
26 - Army Defense: oh hey, I liked you guys in Song Fight!
25 - Dr Lindyke: clear description, could have done with names to help distinction.
24 - The Chocolate Chips: short and sweet, I like it.
23 - Jenny Katz: solid, experienced bio writing.
22 - The Boffo Yux Dudes: I read the last line as "the Walrus" first time round, still disappointed.
21 - Kevin Savino-Riker: "unsigned and unknown independent musician on YouTube", are there any other kind?
20 - Josh Holober-War: what a shame, if you'd just gone with the second bit you'd be higher up the rankings.
19 - The Middle Relievers: this was strangely beautiful, I do enjoy the alternative.
18 - Steve Durand: workmanlike
17 - Edric Haleen: shows your dynamic range, perhaps ran a little long.
16 - Ross Durand: covers all the basses, touch of humour.
15 - "BucketHat" Bobby: I feel like you've written better bios in the past.
14 - Jerry Skids: eh, this one pretty much left me cold.
13 - Atom & E.V.: I'm not sure I understand any of this. Good closing line, though.
12 - Matt Walton: good to have you back, next time up your bio game, son.
11 - Wait What (the Band): hi Snoop!
10 - Side Brown: love the chord progression.
9 - T.C. Elliot: how hard is it to turn in a square profile picture, I mean really.
8 - Hannah-Rei: wow, that's pretty intimidating. O_o
7 - Andy Glover: it's a concrete bio but I would have added a little humour.
6 - MC Ohm-1: I think its strange that you put your currant abode in the brackets, I'm San Diego a swell place too!.
5 - Brandon Lorrekovich: this is all over the place, Brandon, tighten it up next time!
4 - TurboShandy: grammar mistakes will cost you I'm afraid.
3 - Mariah Mercedes: straight to the point, but you really don't need to point out your age.
2 - Foobar: you just told us you are Foobar!
1 - The Orion Sound: Dad?
LOL that's the first time a judge went through & reviewed the bios. This should be a new thing.
DeleteWoah, and here I thought "Welllll, at least my bio won't be judged..."
DeleteThanks for the insight though, it's always good to have an outside perspective. I probably could've tightened mine up, but I'm a little too much of a goofball ;)
Seconded.
DeleteWe appreciate the profile review and are placing it under consideration. We believe that we once had names, prior to the experiment leading to our fusion. The years have dimmed our memory of them. Having experienced this difficulty, we believe it would perhaps be useful if, upon completion of gestation, infants were to be issued some certificate to commemorate the event, to include the name imparted at that time. Then important details like this may not be forgotten. We will suggest this to the civil authorities.
DeleteIf this is a new thing, is Jules going to explain the bio voting now?
ReplyDeleteNo
DeleteWow. And I was just excited Josh is back in the game. Now we're judging the BIOs? I never META MEME I didn't like.
ReplyDeleteBio voting counts as 8% of the total final count in the event of af 3 way tie on the second Tuesday of the month. Only on full moons.
ReplyDelete*Purchase may be necessary.
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DeleteWe have POODLZSIGN!!!
ReplyDelete